a few conversations

Tristan: Hey, what's that smell? I smell bug spray!
Dad: That's my cologne. Thanks.
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Tristan: Mom, before you were boring, who was my mommy?
Mom: Before I was born?
Tristan: Yeah, borning.
Mom: I've always been your mommy, Tristan.
Tristan: Oh. Good.
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Tristan (creeping up to my bedside at 6:30a.m.) : 'Morning mom. Hey, that stuff that I wipeded from my eyes is the same as like my boogers.

Mom (not quite awake): We call that stuff 'sleep'.
Tristan: Oh. Can we make pancakes now?

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Tristan (while watching Olympic kayaking): I don't want to be that guy 'cause I might just drown in that little boat, that's why I will be a race car guy but that might be a little bit hard for me so I could be a construction guy.
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(and one for Elaine and Shawn...)
Tristan: Mom, when Elaine has her baby, will she be the baby's mommy?
Mom: Yep.
Tristan: So will the baby call Shawn and Elaine 'Mommy' and 'Daddy'?
Mom: Yes he will.
Tristan: Oh. Well, I will still call them Shawn and Elaine.